Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on July 14, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Joe Keenan! May your day be filled with more laughs and plot twists than a season finale of "Desperate Housewives." Your Emmy-winning wit has given us unforgettable moments—sharp dialogue, hilarious mishaps, and characters we love to gossip about. Thanks for keeping suburbia scandalously entertaining!

Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success (and fewer desperate neighbors knocking at your door). Keep crafting those brilliant scripts that make us laugh until our sides hurt. Cheers to another fantastic chapter in the life of television's favorite comedic genius—we can't wait to see what you'll write next!