Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on July 23, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Joe Mather! You're baseball's ultimate Swiss Army knife—playing every position imaginable, even stepping onto the pitching mound. Your MLB debut with the Cardinals in 2008 showed us all that versatility isn't just a skill; it's an art form. Who else can say they've covered more ground on a diamond than most groundskeepers?

Whether snagging fly balls or bravely taking to the pitcher's rubber, you've always kept fans guessing—and smiling. Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable and versatile as your career has been so far! May you continue hitting life's curveballs out of the park (or at least pitching them).