Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on September 19, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Joe Morgan! Another year older and still hitting life's curveballs out of the park. Your recent successes have been nothing short of legendary—whether it's your knack for turning everyday moments into comedy gold or that unforgettable karaoke performance (we're all still recovering). You've truly mastered making every moment memorable.

Here's to you continuing to age like fine wine—or at least cheese that's funny enough not to stink too badly. May this birthday bring more laughter, joy, and plenty of hilarious stories we can tease you about next year. Keep being awesome; you're a timeless classic!