Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on July 03, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Joe Oastler! From rockin' it at Bognor Regis Town in '08 to bossing midfield and defense for Torquay United and Aldershot Town, you've tackled every challenge with style—though we won’t mention how defenders rarely get all the glory!

You've given fans plenty of memorable moments through your career. Whether it's those crunching tackles or impressive versatility on the pitch, you make football look easy—or maybe just less complicated than pronouncing "Bognor Regis." Keep aging like a fine vintage defender: gracefully rugged yet still tough enough to handle tricky strikers.

Cheers mate, hope today is goal-savingly brilliant!