Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 30, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Joe Panik! From your MVP days with the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes to that unforgettable call-up in 2014 when you brought calm and clutch hits to San Francisco's second base—your career has been anything but panicky. Giants fans still smile remembering your slick double-play turns and timely postseason heroics.

Here's hoping this birthday is as smooth as one of your signature glove flips or a perfectly timed swing at AT&T Park (now Oracle). May it be filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no panic whatsoever. Cheers to another year of turning life's curveballs into home runs!