Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on January 26, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Joe Pettini! From your debut as bench coach for the St. Louis Cardinals back in 2002, you've been calling shots smoother than a perfectly executed double play. Your strategic moves and calm demeanor have made you the MVP of dugout wisdom—proving that behind every great team is an even greater bench coach.

Here's to celebrating another year of your legendary baseball insights and unforgettable moments on the field. May your birthday be filled with more joy than a walk-off homer in extra innings—and fewer candles than innings you've coached! Keep swinging for the fences, Joe!