Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on July 15, 1956)

Happy Birthday to the legendary guitar shredder, Joe Satriani! Another year of riffs that defy gravity and solos so electrifying, even aliens probably tune in from galaxies away. Your endless pursuit of musical mastery has sent fans surfing with you among the stars and left countless guitars slightly intimidated.

From "Surfing With The Alien" to recent masterpieces like "The Elephants of Mars," you continue pushing creative boundaries. Watching you perform "Satch Boogie” live still remains a timeless joy, proving your fingers age backward—or maybe they're running purely on cosmic energy. Keep shredding brilliantly; you're truly one-of-a-kind. Have an epic birthday, Satch!