Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on March 10, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Joe Simon! Another year older and still killing it—though thankfully not literally like your famous creation, "Killing Priscilla." Your knack for crafting gripping stories has us all hooked; honestly, we're starting to wonder if you secretly possess superpowers yourself.

From comic conventions packed with fans eager for autographs to critics praising your latest plot twists—you've truly had an incredible run lately. May this birthday bring you as much excitement and laughter as you've given readers through every suspenseful panel.

Here's hoping the only thing you're plotting today is how many slices of cake you'll devour! Happy Birthday!