Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on August 30, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Joe Staley! You're the only guy who can pancake defenders on Sunday and still flip pancakes at breakfast Monday morning. From your first-round draft pick in 2007 to multiple Pro Bowl appearances, you've tackled every challenge with style—literally.

Whether protecting quarterbacks or leading the charge to Super Bowl XLVII and LIV, you’ve always been a rock-solid presence on the field. Retirement may have benched your cleats, but we bet you're still blocking anyone trying to snag that last slice of birthday cake today. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy—and fewer ice baths!