Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on September 18, 1960)

Happy Birthday to the legendary shredder himself, Joe Stump! Another year older and your fingers still move faster than lightning—seriously, scientists are baffled. Whether you're melting faces with HolyHell's symphonic masterpieces or unleashing thunderous riffs with Raven Lord, you continue to redefine what it means to be a guitar hero.

Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as your recent epic solos and unforgettable performances. May your day be filled with laughter, cake (preferably shaped like a flying V), and plenty of metal madness. Keep shredding hard enough to make even Thor jealous—rock on forever, Joe!