Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on September 09, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Joe Theismann! From your dazzling performance in Super Bowl XVII—where you led Washington to championship glory—to the countless unforgettable plays that defined a legendary football career, you've surely tackled aging with style. Much like those pinpoint passes and strategic runs, your journey through life only improves over time.

So here's to you, Joe—inspiring generations of fans (and terrifying defensive linemen)! May today be filled with friends who always call fair plays and delicious cake slices cut as smooth as one of your flawless spiral throws. Cheers to celebrating another year tougher—and perhaps funnier—than ever before!