Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 10, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Joe Willis! You're the only goalkeeper who can make diving saves look easier than blowing out birthday candles. Ever since your MLS debut with D.C. United in 2011, you've been blocking shots and breaking hearts—mostly those of opposing strikers.

From clutch penalty stops to gravity-defying leaps between the posts, you’ve given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). Here's hoping this year brings even more highlight-reel moments—and fewer bruises from flying soccer balls!

Enjoy your special day; may it be filled with laughter, cake that's sweeter than victory itself, and absolutely zero own goals!