Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 08, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Joel Matip! The man whose defensive skills are sharper than Klopp's glasses and whose headers have saved Liverpool more times than VAR. Ever since joining the Cameroonian national team in 2010, you've been tackling opponents with elegance—making defending look easier than baking a birthday cake.

From your towering presence at Anfield to that unforgettable Champions League triumph in 2019, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and rivals plenty of headaches). May your celebrations today be as epic as your goal-line clearances—and may you continue making strikers regret their career choices for many seasons ahead!