Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on June 17, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Joel Robles! May your reflexes always remain sharper than our jokes about goalkeeper gloves and your dives more elegant than a ballet dancer wearing cleats. From Atletico Madrid to Everton—you've proven that trying to sneak past you is harder than convincing fans not to chant after an amazing save.

Your Premier League passion in 2013 solidified our trust—just as much as we trust you'll celebrate today by diving into cake with the same determination you had defending goals. Keep those hands safe; they're treasures! Here's wishing you endless joy, clean sheets aplenty, and fewer penalty shootouts.