Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on May 26, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Joel Selwood! You're still faster than most of us mere mortals—even after all these years. From your dazzling AFL debut with Geelong in 2008 to earning your first All-Australian selection just a year later, you've consistently shown the footy world how it's done.

Whether you're sprinting past opponents or leading teammates to victory, you always make it look easy (and leave defenders scratching their heads). Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy and excitement as every time you've dashed across Kardinia Park—just maybe without the bruises!

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead, legend!