Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on October 03, 1949)

Happy Birthday to the fabulous Joey Arias—drag royalty, performance artist extraordinaire, and everyone's favorite Joan Crawford! Your unforgettable portrayal in "Christmas with the Crawfords" left audiences from New York to San Francisco clutching their pearls (and cocktails) in delight. Who else could channel Joan's glamour and drama so perfectly that even wire hangers trembled?

Here's wishing you another year filled with standing ovations, glittery gowns, and endless applause. May your eyeliner always be sharp enough to cut through critics' reviews—and may your charisma continue dazzling stages everywhere. Keep slaying those performances; after all these years you're still our reigning queen!