Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 26, 1967)

Happy Birthday to Joey Boombotze—the finest Lebanese actor ever known for still working on that very thing! Your iconic performance in "Still Figuring It Out: The Sequel" was truly memorable, and your recent role as “Guy Who Almost Made Big Break” brought tears of laughter and joy. Where most actors chase Oscars, you boldly redefined success with your unwavering dedication to promising projects (that we swear we'll see someday!).

We appreciate how you've mastered the ability to keep fans guessing—you've turned suspense into an art form itself. Enjoy another year perfecting spontaneity; Hollywood will catch up eventually!