Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on May 15, 1960)

Happy Birthday to Joey Browner, the legendary free safety who made quarterbacks rethink their life choices! Your incredible talent and fierce tackles earned you three All-Pro selections with the Minnesota Vikings, making receivers everywhere wish they'd stayed home. Fans still reminisce about your game-changing interceptions and bone-crunching hits that defined an era.

Even today, your legacy remains timeless—just like those classic highlight reels of you dominating on defense. May this birthday bring as much joy as you've given fans over the years (and fewer bruises than opposing players received!). Here's to another year of greatness; keep tackling birthdays like they're wide receivers!