Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on September 01, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Joey Eppard! Another trip around the sun with your impossible guitar riffs and mind-bending melodies—proof that experimental progressive rock is just like fine wine: it gets better (and weirder) with age. Whether you're grooving alongside Parliament-Funkadelic legends or bringing fresh energy to Bad Brains territory, you turn every note into a sonic adventure.

May this birthday bring more epic jams, applause-packed tours, and joyful madness worthy of the man who once blended funk grooves seamlessly into prog-rock odysseys. Keep reinventing music faster than anyone can classify it—we salute you today for keeping us entertained (and wonderfully confused)!