Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on November 20, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Joey Galloway! You sprinted through NFL defenses faster than most of us can run to the fridge during commercials. From your blazing rookie days in Seattle to those highlight-reel touchdowns with Tampa Bay, you made cornerbacks question their career choices every Sunday.

Even though you've hung up your cleats since 2010, fans still reminisce about that lightning speed and timeless agility—rumor has it you're probably quicker today than half the league's rookies. Here's hoping this birthday finds you celebrating as effortlessly as one of your legendary touchdown catches: smooth moves followed by a well-deserved victory dance!