Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 18, 1991)

Happy Birthday to Joey Gaydos Jr., the coolest guitarist ever to ditch school for rock! Ever since your unforgettable performance as Zack Mooneyham in "School of Rock," we've known you can shred guitar solos faster than Dewey Finn escapes angry parents. Watching you dominate the Battle of the Bands stage has left an indelible mark on our hearts—your riffs were schooling teachers about rocking history.

Wishing a day filled with legendary jam sessions and cake shredding worthy enough to make Jack Black proud. May your coming year be packed with success, sweet melodies, and absolutely zero substitute teaching gigs!