Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 26, 1975)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Joey Jordison! Whether you're pounding drums with Slipknot or shredding guitars with Murderdolls, you've always rocked harder than anyone else. Your epic drum solos and electrifying stage presence have inspired countless fans—and probably terrified a few neighbors along the way.

From your iconic mask days to producing unforgettable tracks, your talent has left an indelible mark on music history. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as much excitement and chaos (the good kind!) as you've brought into our lives. Keep rocking, Joey—because let's face it, nobody does metal quite like you!