Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on September 05, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Joey Kern! From your unforgettable role in "Cabin Fever," you've taught us all valuable life lessons—like never drinking questionable water and always double-checking vacation cabins. Your knack for blending humor with horror has made you a timeless favorite, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine (especially when flesh-eating viruses are involved).

Here's to another year of memorable performances and hilarious moments both on-screen and off. May your birthday be filled with fewer creepy cabins, more cake-filled celebrations—and absolutely no contagious skin conditions! Keep making us laugh while keeping our paranoia alive; you're simply irreplaceable.