Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on May 30, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Joey Tafolla! From shredding riffs with Jag Panzer back in '84-'85 to dazzling us all as a solo guitar wizard ever since, you've proven that fingers can indeed defy physics. Your fretboard skills are legendary—rumor has it your solos once melted speakers and caused spontaneous air-guitar outbreaks worldwide!

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic performances, endless creativity, and guitars tuned perfectly (though we suspect you'd still sound amazing even if they weren't). Keep rocking hard enough to make the neighbors jealous but not quite loud enough for noise complaints—we need more albums from you!