76 years old (Born on January 31, 1949)
Happy Birthday, Johan Derksen! From dazzling the Dutch leagues with your fearless tackles to charming audiences with your razor-sharp wit, you've truly mastered the art of kicking balls and stirring debates. Your transition from pitch to press box has been smoother than a perfectly executed penalty kick—though perhaps slightly more controversial!Whether dissecting tactics or delivering punchlines, you've always kept us entertained. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as watching rivals stumble over their own shoelaces.
Cheers to another year of insightful commentary and unforgettable laughs—may your moustache remain legendary and your opinions forever bold!