Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on January 18, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Johan Djourou! From your early days at Arsenal in 2004 to becoming Switzerland's reliable defensive rock since 2006, you've always shown versatility and pace that left strikers scratching their heads. Whether it was a perfectly timed tackle or sprinting back faster than someone chasing free pizza—your skills have never gone unnoticed.

Here's wishing you another year filled with success both on and off the pitch. May your celebrations today be as smooth as one of your legendary clearances—and may life continue treating you better than opposing forwards ever did! Cheers to more memorable moments ahead; enjoy every minute!