Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on May 27, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Johan Elmander! May your day be filled with more joy than that unforgettable goal against Wolves in 2010—still one of the Premier League's finest solo efforts. Your dazzling footwork and relentless determination on the pitch have left fans cheering long after you've hung up those boots.

Even though you're no longer sprinting past defenders weekly, we still celebrate you as Sweden’s football treasure whose goals brought smiles brighter than IKEA furniture instructions ever could. Here's hoping this birthday scores higher happiness ratings than all your career highlights combined—and that's saying something!

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead, legend!