Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on November 08, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Johann! Today we celebrate your unforgettable Olympic performance—truly one for the history books. Who else could win three gold medals and then lose them faster than skis glide downhill? Your speed on snow was legendary; unfortunately, so were those doping tests.

But hey, let's look at the bright side—you've given sports trivia fans endless entertainment and taught us all a valuable lesson: sometimes life's greatest victories are best enjoyed without additives. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter (and clean samples). May this birthday be as memorable—but far less controversial—as Salt Lake City 2002!