Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on July 31, 1971)

Happy Birthday, John 5! From shredding riffs with Marilyn Manson to electrifying stages alongside Rob Zombie, you've proven that guitar strings fear your fingers. Your solos are legendary—so fierce they probably scare away ghosts and zombies alike!

Here's wishing you another year of epic performances and unforgettable moments on stage. May your birthday be filled with as much excitement as the crowds at your shows—and may every candle blown out grant a new riff that's even more face-melting than before. Keep rocking hard; you're not just aging gracefully—you’re turning it up louder each year!