Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on May 02, 1930)

Happy Birthday, John Anglin! You've always had a knack for making daring escapes—especially from awkward birthday parties and uncomfortable conversations. Your legendary breakout from Alcatraz remains unmatched; who else could turn a spoon into the ultimate DIY tool? Truly, your creativity and determination are an inspiration to us all.

Here's hoping this year brings you fewer walls to cut through and more cake slices instead. May your adventures continue to be thrilling (but perhaps slightly less illegal), and may you always find clever ways out of life's toughest spots. Cheers to another year of freedom, laughter, and unforgettable escapades!