Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on May 09, 1942)

Happy Birthday, John Ashcroft! Your impressive career in public service with your distinctive singing of "Let the Eagle Soar" will forever echo humorously and nostalgically through history. Amidst serious endeavors, who can forget how amazingly you balanced cabinet meetings by literally hitting the right notes?

On this special day, celebrate all you've achieved—from serving as Attorney General to advocating tirelessly for justice and security. Your dedication is timeless—and so are jokes about draping statues at press events! Here's to another year filled with joy, laughter, and maybe even a chorus or two; keep letting those eagles soar!