Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on July 08, 1984)

Happy Birthday, John "TotalBiscuit" Bain! May your day be filled with fewer glitches than a Bethesda launch and more epic loot drops than Diablo. Your sharp wit, brutally honest critiques, and legendary first impressions have saved countless gamers from buyer's remorse—earning you the eternal gratitude of wallets everywhere.

From boldly navigating buggy betas to masterfully dissecting triple-A titles, you've conquered gaming commentary like no other. Whether you're passionately defending consumer rights or hilariously roasting questionable game mechanics, your voice remains timelessly entertaining. Here's hoping this year brings even greater adventures—and perhaps finally that perfect PC port you've always dreamed about!