82 years old (Born on August 26, 1942)
Happy birthday, John! Who else can say they've celebrated birthdays closer to the stars? After orbiting Earth on five pioneering missions and spending months aboard Mir, blowing out birthday candles probably seems like a pretty tame thrill. But don't worry—even gravity-bound admirers like ourselves find your adventures infinitely inspiring!Your timeless bravery in floating through cramped capsules, conducting groundbreaking experiments, and gracefully handling zero-gravity coffee spills earns you legendary status. Here's wishing you another stellar year filled with joy (even without mission control’s updates) and laughter that's truly out of this world. Keep defying gravity—and age—with style!