Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on November 17, 1949)

Happy Birthday, John Boehner! May your day be as memorable as those emotional speeches and legendary tan lines that made you an unforgettable Speaker of the House. Your ability to navigate political storms—and shed a tear or two along the way—has left us both inspired and entertained.

From steering Congress through challenging times to gracefully retiring into a life filled with golf swings and candid memoirs, you've shown us all how politics can indeed have humor and heart. Here's hoping your birthday is free from filibusters, full of bipartisan cake-sharing, and celebrated with fewer tears—but plenty of laughter!