Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on June 13, 1987)

Happy Birthday, John Bryant! From dominating the paint as an All-American at Santa Clara University to making your pro debut with the Erie BayHawks in 2009, you've always stood tall—literally and figuratively. Your rebounds were legendary; rumor has it opponents still have nightmares about trying to box you out!

Here's wishing you another year filled with slam-dunk moments and fewer fouls called by life’s referees. May your birthday cake be as sweet as your jump shot, and may every candle blown out represent another highlight reel-worthy memory. Keep towering above the competition—and remember, age is just a stat!