Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on May 12, 1984)

Happy Birthday, John Carlson Jr.! From catching touchdowns in Seattle rainstorms to making Vikings fans cheer louder than ever, you've always had a knack for turning tough plays into memorable moments. Who could forget your impressive rookie season after being drafted in 2008? You made second-round picks everywhere proud!

And let's not overlook your move to the Arizona Cardinals back in 2014—proving once again that tight ends age like fine wine (or at least better than running backs). May this birthday bring you as much joy and laughter as you've given football fans over the years. Cheers!