78 years old (Born on March 18, 1947)
Happy Birthday, Archbishop Nienstedt! You've been lighting up hearts and inspiring souls since your installation in 2008. Time flies quicker than candles on a birthday cake—here's hoping today's candle count doesn't set off the church smoke detectors!Through all these years, you've guided your flock with grace, humor, and unwavering faith. Your wisdom resonates louder than Sunday bells; even saints might consider taking preaching notes from you! Here's wishing you a joyful celebration filled with laughter, good company—and may heaven grant someone else to handle parish paperwork today.
Cheers to many more blessed and cheerful birthdays ahead!
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