Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on January 03, 1985)

Happy Birthday, John David Booty! From your days slinging touchdowns at USC to being drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in 2008, you've always had a knack for making memorable plays. Who could forget those clutch throws that made fans cheer and opponents groan? Even though defenders tried their best, they never quite figured out how to handle the "Booty call."

Today we celebrate not just another year older but another year wiser—though we're still waiting on your comeback announcement. Until then, enjoy retirement knowing you left an unforgettable mark on football history—and gave announcers everywhere endless pun opportunities!