86 years old (Born on October 14, 1938)
Happy Birthday, John Dean! You certainly have had plenty of memorable "cover-ups"—though these days, they're mostly limited to sweaters and jackets. Your famous journey from Watergate villainy to a respected voice on ethics has proven you really can teach an old dog new tricks!Seriously though, your sharp wit and fearless honesty in books like "Conservatives Without Conscience" continue inspiring us. May your day be as bright as the lights turned toward scandalous secrets—only this time you're blowing out candles instead of whistleblowing truths! Cheers to another year filled with meaningful insights and laughter stronger than any subpoena!
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