Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on December 13, 1978)

Happy Birthday, John Denney! Who knew that being a long snapper could be so glamorous? From undrafted rookie in 2005 to two-time Pro Bowl star by 2012—your journey proves there's hope for all of us who occasionally feel overlooked. You've snapped your way into Dolphins history with precision and style.

Let's face it: not everyone can turn bending over and snapping footballs between their legs into an art form—but you've mastered it brilliantly. May your birthday celebration have fewer surprises than a perfect snap, more laughs than locker room banter, and enough cake to fuel another decade of flawless snaps!