Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on February 25, 1954)

Happy Birthday, John Doe! Another year wiser, and yet you're still the one most likely to accidentally mute yourself during Zoom calls. Between successfully leading our team through that challenging project this past year and achieving excellence in nearly every task (often fueled by extraordinary amounts of coffee), it's clear age hasn't slowed you down—though it might have made retrieving your keys a daily treasure hunt.

Seriously though, congratulations on all you've accomplished lately—your wins keep stacking up like candles on your birthday cake. Here's hoping this next year brings even fewer tech mishaps and countless successes ahead!