Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on March 16, 1966)

Happy Birthday, John Doyle! Defender extraordinaire and MLS's 1996 Defender of the Year—your tackles were tougher than Monday mornings, and your headers more reliable than Wi-Fi signals. From representing Team USA internationally (1987-1994) to dominating Major League Soccer defenses, you've always been a class act on and off the pitch.

Even though it's been years since you hung up those legendary cleats, we still celebrate your timeless defensive skills today. May this birthday bring fewer yellow cards from life’s referees—and plenty of cake slices that slip past any calorie-counting goalkeeper!

Cheers to another year defending greatness with style!