80 years old (Born on June 18, 1945)
Happy Birthday, John E. Douglas! You've spent decades profiling the darkest minds—yet somehow you still manage to celebrate another year without suspecting your birthday cake of foul play. Your legendary FBI career and groundbreaking books have inspired countless crime enthusiasts (and terrified a few criminals along the way). Here's hoping this year's celebration doesn't require any behavioral analysis or interrogation techniques!From pioneering criminal psychology texts to becoming an iconic figure in true-crime storytelling, you've cracked more cases than most people crack jokes. May your special day be filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no suspicious characters lurking around the dessert table!