75 years old (Born on July 26, 1949)
Happy Birthday, John E. Hare! Here's to another year of bridging the "Moral Gap"—and doing so without falling in! Your profound insights continue to enlighten us mere mortals who often mistake Plato for Pluto (the planet—or dwarf planet? See, even our astronomy is morally ambiguous). Congratulations on yet another successful orbit around the philosophical sun!From your brilliant lectures that leave audiences both amused and awed, to your timeless wisdom that's as refreshing today as when 'The Moral Gap' first astonished us all back in 1996—your contributions remain unequivocally classic(al). May this birthday be filled with laughter, cake...and minimal existential angst!