55 years old (Born on June 27, 1970)
Happy birthday, John Eales! Here's to a rugby legend who could lift line-outs as effortlessly as trophies. Your impeccable leadership in guiding the Wallabies to World Cup glory (twice!) and dominating the Bledisloe Cup has forever etched your name into Australian sporting folklore.They say you were "Nobody," because nobody's perfect—but sure enough, you came pretty close: a captain cool enough under pressure to slot match-winning kicks and strong enough to survive countless scrums with barely a scratch. May today's celebrations rival those unforgettable victories; after all, you've tackled everything else magnificently—surely cake is no challenge? Cheers, mate!