Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on March 25, 1958)

Happy Birthday, John Ensign! Here's to celebrating with humor and grace—as we recall your memorable decade serving Nevada in the Senate. Politics certainly has its ups and downs, but you handled every moment (well, most!) with a dash of charisma and plenty of resilience.

May this year bring laughter louder than gavel strikes in committee hearings, cake sweeter than bipartisan compromise, and celebrations more cheerful than filibusters ending early on Friday afternoons. Remember: age is just another testimony before life's ethics committee; let's hope you've learned how to make it count!

Cheers to health, happiness—and ethical birthdays ahead!