Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on October 29, 1968)

Happy Birthday, John Farley! From your hilarious antics in "The Waterboy," you've proven that comedy truly runs deep—much like Bobby Boucher's tackling skills. Your unforgettable performance still has us laughing and quoting lines years later; clearly, hydration isn't the only thing you taught us about!

Here's to another year filled with laughter and success. May your comedic timing remain impeccable, your jokes timelessly funny—and may every birthday wish be as refreshing as high-quality H2O! Keep making audiences smile because honestly, nobody tackles humor quite like you do. Cheers to more memorable moments ahead—you've earned it!