Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on December 28, 1951)

Happy Birthday, John Gray! Another year older, yet mysteriously unchanged—are you sure there's not a portrait hidden somewhere aging on your behalf? Your charm and wit remain as timeless as ever, making us wonder if Oscar Wilde himself was onto something.

This past year has been remarkable for you—your charisma at social gatherings remains legendary, and your recent successes continue to inspire envy (and suspicion!). May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps a mirror or two to confirm you're actually aging. Here's to another year of youthful adventures; just remember: keep that painting safe!