Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on October 03, 1979)

Happy Birthday to the Sultan of Starship Pain himself, John Hennigan! From conquering Tough Enough III with skill and charm, you've always flipped into our hearts faster than you flip off ropes—gravity simply can't keep up with your awesomeness!

Another year stronger, another epic moonsault added to your highlight reel. You've delivered countless classics from WWE to Impact Wrestling and beyond. May this birthday be filled with joy brighter than your sunglasses collection and cake sweeter than victory at WrestleMania. Keep defying physics, entertaining crowds, and bringing your unmatched charisma everywhere you go—we're ready for more Morrison magic!