Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 11, 1967)

Happy Birthday, John Henson! To the man who single-handedly made "Talk Soup" must-see TV—your hilarious commentary and perfectly timed eyebrow raises remain unmatched. Who else could turn celebrity gossip into comedic gold with just a smirk? Your legacy as the best host ever still stands strong; Joel McHale might have tried, but let's face it—you set an impossible bar.

Here's to another year of laughter, wit, and continued success in making us chuckle uncontrollably. May your birthday be filled with fewer awkward pauses than reality show reunions—and more cake than Kardashian drama. Cheers to you, John!